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"And now a sneak-peek at the all new season of
"dancing with the stars."
This year Justin Bieber,
Beyonce, Lady Gaga
And barack obama
All said no.
So we set our sights on the people who would all say yes...
Your favorite Internet stars.
And we put them all together on
"dancing with the Internet stars."
Argh! I'm on "dancing with the stars"!
Hi, Carrie Ann, hi.
He is the most elegant dancer I've ever seen.
Every move tells such a beautiful story.
I turn. Now I'm spinning you and I'm turning you and...
Oh, you got your spray tan all over me.
Argh! I'm so orange.
Now the Internet stars aren't just on the stage.
They're in the audience, supporting their friends.
Hey hey, Fred, hey.
I'm the orange guy on the Internet.
I'm slipping. Argh!
Arghh-hh!
300 million of you have seen Charlie bite his finger,
But you've never seen him dance while he does it.
Charlie bit me.
And it really hurts.
I'm as excited as a butterfly dancing in a balloon.
About the Charlie bit me.
Their double quickstep viennese samba
Is like a delicious chewing gum for my eyeballs.
Too much hip action.
It's like a stalk of candy canes
On a rainbow bridge to destiny.
Oh, that samba was all over the map.
Ow. Ow. Charlie bit me.
And it does hurt.
And this season features a real triple threat.
She dances; She plays her own music;
And she poops in a box.
There's one lowlight for me this season,
And that's keyboard Cat.
She's got no rhythm. It's like she's got four left feet.
Too much hip action.
Oh.
And this season will also feature.
Our first backseat dancer.
It's David after the dentist.
- Is this real life? - It sure is, buddy.
But I'm really gonna need you to dance right now.
I... I feel funny.
I need you to feel the beat.
- Like this? - No, don't touch your stitches.
"dancing with the Internet stars."
This season's gonna be a...
10.
Two.
Like marbles- sprinkled-with-cupcake...
And-jelly-bean party.
"Dancing with the Internet stars"
Coming soon.
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♪ "so random!" ♪ ♪ it's a party, get down ♪
- ♪ "so random!" ♪ - ♪ It's a party, get down ♪
♪ "so random!" ♪ ♪ it's a party, get down ♪
♪ shake that, shake that all around ♪
♪ a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that ♪
♪ you know we gonna chill, might not come back ♪
♪ so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll ♪
♪ with "so random!" stuff that's out of control ♪
♪ surprises flying 'cause life's a riot ♪
♪ so ride with us 'cause you need to try it ♪
♪ we're on the way, it's time to hang ♪
♪ so let's get random and do our thing ♪
♪ come on ♪ ♪ It's a party, get down ♪
♪ "so random!" ♪ ♪ it's a party, get down ♪
♪ shake that, shake that all around ♪
♪ "so random!" ♪
Give it up for Zora Lancaster!
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Welcome to "so random!"
We've got a great show for you tonight.
And it's extra fun 'cause it's tie day.
Happy tie-dye!
Tie-dye? Tie day.
Didn't you get my text?
Yeah. Look, it says,
"it's tie-dye. Pass it on."
Great. I guess auto-correct changed it.
It was supposed to say, "happy tie day. Pass it on."
Sloppy pie day.
I'm a mastodon.
I'm a tappy fly...
With glasses on.
Yeah, sorry about the text.
Text? What text?
Oh, this is great. According to my text,
The blue boyz are here!
Don't you mean The New Boyz?
No, she meant us.
But as long as you're here,
The New Boyz are performing tonight,
So stick around!
Oh.
Why am I wearing this? You said this was a dressy party.
Uh-oh, I think you two are overdressed.
Jee, thanks, Captain obvious.
You're welcome.
That's my theme song.
That's the sound my boat makes.
♪ shake that, shake that all around... ♪
Hi there. I'm Julia Peters.
And this is my best friend/ camera operator
Leslie charlet.
Hi.
And welcome to "the I'm going to marry Zach Feldman show!"
The only show that despite the online comments.
Is not creepy at all.
Today we've snuck into Zach's gym class.
If we're lucky, we'll get to see Zach.
In his cute new gym shorts.
Maybe they'll be red like his lips...
Or blue like his eyes.
Either way they'll be cute.
- So cute. - So cute.
That's it.
Hey, it's Jay herrick.
Jay,
What color gym shorts is Zach wearing?
I... I don't know.
Are they red like his lips...
...Or blue like his eyes?
Well, a) I'm not in the same gym class as him;
And b) does your mom ever ask about me?
Hello, Mrs. Pete...
Gross.
♪ oh my gosh. ♪.
It's coach Taylor, Zach's gym teacher.
Oh, hey there.
Making a movie?
Coach Taylor, I'm ♪ so ♪ jealous.
You get to be around Zach when he's all sweaty.
Uh, what?
You're on "the I'm going to marry Zach Feldman show!"
Here's an invitation to the wedding.
Oh, fancy.
And here's an invitation.
For you to see the school counselor.
I'll see the school counselor...
At the wedding!
Why you treat gym floor.
Like... like garbage can?
No no, not you.
Oksana, Zach's cleaning lady.
Former cleaning lady.
I get fired from cushy cleaning job at feldmans'.
Now I work bones to the finger.
Cleaning up all these "see counselor" notes...
All of these, all of these.
Just since lunch.
You should go see counselor.
Uh, Julia, this is Zach Feldman.
I have something I need to tell you.
Go on, Zachary.
Yeah, the thing is,
I'm not coming out of the boys' locker room until you leave.
I know what that means.
He doesn't want me to see his shorts.
Before the wedding... so romantic.
- So romantic. - So romantic.
I'm serious. Go away.
Aww, wedding bells.
See you next time on Zach Feldman show!"arry.
You're ruining my life!
Aww, he's already working on his wedding vows.
Coming up next on "so random!"
Lady Gaga.
I come with exciting news.
My name's Jeff foxworthy.
This little furry guy here is my buddy lucky.
♪ "so random!" ♪
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- Recess is boring. - I know.
It's like I fell asleep and woke up in the middle of.
One of my grandma Mildred's stories about the cost of milk.
Your wakeup call has arrived.
Dude, did this ball just talk?
No, I did.
Whoa, Lady Gaga.
Earth children,
I come with exciting news.
It's a new c.D. Made specially.
For my littlest monsters...
"born to play"!
♪ ring around the Rosie ♪
♪ pocket full of posie ♪
♪ Ash Ash, we all fall down ♪
♪ ring around the Rosie ♪
♪ pocket full of posey ♪
♪ Ash Ash, we all fall down ♪
♪ down. ♪
"born to play"
Features all your favorite playground songs.
On a c.D. Made out of leftovers.
From my meat dress.
It's delicious.
Just ask my good friend
Justin Bieber!
Safety first, y'all.
♪ all around the mulberry bush ♪
♪ the monkey chased the weasel ♪
♪ the monkey thought it was all in good fun ♪
♪ here's my little playa named Jaden Smith ♪
♪ he's also will Smith's son ♪
♪ the weasel, he wants to go pop ♪
♪ but j. Smith, j.B. And l.G. Are saying stop ♪
- ♪ pop goes the weasel ♪ - ♪ Poppity-pop ♪
- ♪ poppity-pop ♪ - ♪ Stop ♪
♪ goes the weasel. ♪.
And I hope you little monsters.
Saved enough room for a heapin' helpin'.
Of Black Eyed Peas!
♪ there was a farmer ♪
♪ who had a dog ♪
♪ and bingo was his name-o ♪
♪ and he spells it b-I-n-g-o ♪
♪ "b" to the "I" to the "n" to the "g" ♪
♪ to the "I" to the "g" to the "o" to the ♪
♪ mazel tov ♪
- ♪ "b" to the "I" to the "n" to the "g" ♪ - ♪ B-I-n-g-o ♪
- ♪ oh oh oh ♪ - ♪ B-I-n-g-o ♪
- ♪ "b" to the "o", "b" to the "g" ♪ - ♪ B-I-n-g-o ♪
♪ and bingo was his name-o ♪
♪ b-I-n-g-o, b-I-n-g-o ♪
♪ b-I-n-g-o, and bingo was his name-o. ♪
"born to play" available now.
In the meat department of your local c.D. Store.
And the c.D. Department of your local meat store.
Musical mission complete.
♪ yeah, come on... ♪
Water. Water.
Looks like somebody should have filled up his canteen.
Thanks, Captain obvious.
You're welcome.
That's my theme song.
That's the sound my boat makes.
Than a 5th grader?" smarter
Tech edition...
The game show where kids challenge their parents
To take on technology.
Give it up for your host... backwoods comedian
And proud owner of a '70s mustache
Jeff foxworthy!
Hey, y'all. My name's Jeff foxworthy.
This little furry guy here is my buddy lucky.
And if you think Bluetooth is something.
Your Uncle lanyard needs to see a dentist about,
You might not be smarter than a 5th grader.
Come on, lucky, let's go play the feud.
First up we have the Gilberts.
Says here Kyle has a yellow belt.
I'm assuming that's in karate.
No, it's just a yellow belt.
Linda here is a stay-at-home mom.
Who says the Internet's only good for one thing...
Watching kitten videos.
I love 'em. They're just so cute,
With their wittle paws and their scratchy tongues.
Lick lick lick lick...
- Mom, you're embarrassing me. - Lick lick...
- No. - Lick lick.
It's okay.
All right, next up we've got the wainwrights...
Brainy janey and her dad Ted.
Ted sells auto insurance.
And frequently hits "reply all"
When he means to hit "reply."
- No, I don't. - Yes, you do.
Whoo! Yee-haw! Lucky's getting bigger.
Y'all want to touch lucky?
All right, more for me.
If you think logging on is something a bear does in the woods,
You might not be smarter than a 5th grader.
Kyle, janey, I heard your parents.
Recently started face blogging. Is that correct?
Yes.
Well, let's just see how good they are at it.
Using the computers in front of you...
The kitten-watching machines?
Yes, mom.
...Get your parents to update their status.
You've got 30 seconds on the clock.
And go.
Okay, mom, we've gone over this.
Just go to that big space in the middle that says, "what's on your mind"
And type something.
Kyle has new armpit hairs.
Oh, mom!
I just want to tell the whole world about them.
You're not hitting "send."
Dad, that's not your status.
Yes, it is.
Dad, you just ordered a pizza.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
Oh, well, looks like
That's the end of round one and it's not looking good.
Seems to me these folks think a megabyte is this.
Whoo doggy! Eat up, lucky.
I want you to grow up big and strong like your mama.
Who wants to download an app to your smartphone?
I think you do. Parents, you've got 30 seconds on the clock.
And go.
Okay, mom, just pick an application and click "download."
I'm sure those are words you're saying,
But all I'm hearing is those little pit hairs.
Going "meow meow meow."
Dad, it's very simple. Just go to the menu.
And order an app.
Nobody orders me to nap. I'm a grown man.
I nap on my own terms.
Well, apparently, lucky,
These folks think "rebooting" is.
When you get a brand-new pair of boots for your birthday.
That's so ugly, you've got to give them to somebody else for Christmas.
Mr. Foxworthy, I'm a grown man.
And I think I know what rebooting is.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
It's okay. Folks, relax.
Lucky here has got his own night light.
Good night, everybody.
On "so random!"
Argh! Do they look broken?
♪ I might just let you meet my mom ♪
♪ I promised that I wouldn't bring in ♪
♪ no more video models or singers... ♪
♪ "so random!" ♪
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Argh! Do they look broken?
Oh.
Looks like somebody's out of the competition.
Thanks, Captain obvious.
You're welcome.
That's my theme song.
That's the sound my boat makes.
Give it up for the guys who stole our spot...
The news boyz!
♪ are you ready to do this? One, two, three, four ♪
♪ I might just let you meet my mom ♪
♪ last week my mom said ♪
♪ I had too many girlfriends ♪
♪ comin' in her house, her house ♪
♪ she told me ♪
♪ if I show her one more of my girlfriends ♪
♪ she's kicking her out, her out, her out ♪
♪ but this girl, this girl ♪
♪ I got good feelings about ♪
♪ about about ♪
♪ not only is she a hottie ♪
♪ but she's a somebody ♪
♪ that's why this girl got me ♪
♪ got me, got me, got me like ♪
♪ I might just let you meet my mom ♪
♪ I promised that I wouldn't bring in ♪
♪ no more video models or singers ♪
♪ you got me like ♪
♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ come on ♪
♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I might just let you meet my mom ♪
♪ you're no model, no liar, no cheater ♪
♪ that's why I'm taking you to go meet her ♪
♪ you got me like ♪
♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ come on ♪
♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I might just let you meet my mom ♪
♪ I got a girl ♪
♪ her name is perfect ♪
♪ I lost the others ♪
♪ but I think she's worth it ♪
♪ I did so many foul ♪
♪ things in the past, now I'm settling down ♪
♪ man, I'm so happy I finally found ♪
♪ someone my style style style ♪
♪ I might just let you meet my mom ♪
♪ I promised that I wouldn't bring in ♪
♪ no more video models or singers ♪
♪ you got me like ♪
♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ come on ♪
♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I might just let you meet my mom ♪
♪ my mom actually likes you ♪
♪ I don't think you know how big that is ♪
♪ it seemed like every girl that came around ♪
♪ she just kept kicking them, kicking them out ♪
♪ and it's like you're the last one left ♪
♪ hey girl ♪
♪ you're bad ♪
♪ what's up? ♪
♪ I might just let you meet my mom ♪
♪ you said that you wanted to meet my mom ♪
♪ I might just let you meet my mom, my mom ♪
♪ I might just let you meet my mom ♪
♪ I promised that I wouldn't bring in ♪
♪ no more video models or singers ♪
♪ you got me like, ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ come on ♪
♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I might just let you meet my mom. ♪.
Give it up for New boyz!
Yeah!
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